It's late in the afternoon and he's desperate to find a village with a pub, where he can have a drink and stay the night. He drives them out to the woods, has sex with each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
Luckily, after about half an hour, he spies a passer-by, who turns out to be a local who agrees to show him the way. They pass a beautiful, though clearly quite recently planted, forest. Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.
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Mingle2's Scotland personals are full of single guys in Scotland looking for girlfriends and dates.It was a hot summer afternoon in a small Scottish village, and all the men were pursuing their favourite hobby - drinking whisky in the pub. "Well," said Mac, "a bottle of whisky fell on the hot tar road." A tourist is on a walking holiday in the Scottish highlands. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep.Suddenly, the door bursts open and a man comes in panting, his tongue lolling and totally black. It's a misty day and, his mind having been on other things, he realizes he is hopelessly lost. Am I hell." A little later, they pass a really pretty, finely built cottage. So, he loads the sheep into his lorry, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and he load them into the lorry again. The Scotsman doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
In fact, it has been reported that 90% of Britain’s SAS are of Scottish origin – talk about robust.